ANOTHER EBOOK THAT I WROTE IN FOUR HOURS

12:41 am  •  18 May 2013  •  13 notes

(Source: peterpopoffsmiraclecrusade)

1:19 am  •  15 May 2013  •  9 notes

you are a part-time cashier and part-time pet groomer lying in bed with like four cats surrounding you purring and i am your best friend standing in the doorway looking at you and the cats. i am your best friend walking to the side of the bed and moving each cat out out of the bedroom one by one. i am your best friend leaning forward and kissing you deeply on the mouth for the first time ever and then i am your best friend walking out of the room and retrieving all of the cats and putting them back around you and i am your best friend with a bright blush shutting the door and walking into your living room and lighting a cigarette indoors.

5:54 pm  •  13 May 2013  •  2 notes

Anonymous asked: I wish I could like all your posts on every social network and then everything about you and then your whole life

I’M GOING TO EXPLODE

THANK YOU A LOT

WOW

10:21 pm  •  12 May 2013

i am an astronomy major at a good university and you are two beautiful boys talking over drinks at the bar i frequent. i am drunk and confident and achingly hard when i walk to your little part of the bar and say “hello, how are you, did you know that the sun is going to die and engulf the entirety of the solar system as it expands and becomes colder, but luckily the human race will likely be extinct by that point and replaced by something better? we should have sex.”

i am a very pleasantly sore astronomy major at a good university and you are two beautiful and disheveled and thoroughly fucked boys who are lying in my bed with me looking at the ceiling. one of you says “i never knew the death of the earth could be a turn-on” and nuzzle into the other one of your necks. i push myself up and kiss both of you on the mouth, one at a time.

9:45 pm  •  12 May 2013  •  1 note

peterpopoffsmiraclecrusade:

THE HIGHEST POEM EVER READ

1:07 am  •  4 May 2013  •  3 notes

peterpopoffsmiraclecrusade:

hello hi i am sitting in the library at 8 am and it is empty and airporty and the people walking into the room are giving me weird looks because i am sitting at a computer workstation but using my own computer and also i havent taken off my coat.

this morning it is brisk at 2 degrees celcius and…

11:34 am  •  26 March 2013  •  2 notes

i threw my arms up in the air and crowed

i made a friend

can you feel the spring in the step off the concrete

the thaw’s coming, he says

yeah i know, i say

where are you going to go for summer, he says

calgary i think, i say

he sings the entire time we walk to the venue and 

i snake my arm into the space between his elbow and his

body and its ok 

we pass a group of boys and he says look at those beautiful people

arent they cute 

dont you want to make out with them in underwear or something

i nod and i imagine a party where the cute boys from the sidewalk are in their underwear smoking clove cigarettes in the hallway of someones apartment and they tell me im cool

wow i say 

there are a lot of beautiful people in the world

12:51 am  •  7 March 2013  •  2 notes

it is called “the three year cry”

9:34 pm  •  23 February 2013  •  8 notes

peterpopoffsmiraclecrusade:

yeahmanyeah:

FRIENDSTUFF — an open mic poetry reading held weekly on SPREECAST.  

this weeks episode is STORYTIME.  tell us a story that you would like to share!!

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hey i host this, you should come hang out and be friends with us

tell us a story about your life or about someone else’s life! let’s learn about each other

(Source: yungshrek)

1:20 pm  •  6 February 2013  •  7 notes